How come...
To all of you norwegians out there, Torill especially you, this post won't be written in Norwegian, ever! The reason is that "how come" sounds much better than "hvorfor er det slik at..." and that's the only reason for now. If anyone post a mighty good reason for publishing a Norwegian version of this post, if might happen, but that reason have, not only to be good, it have to be THE benchmark of reasons. Reasons answer to Elvis, just like the king of reasons. Whatever, You get the picture...
Anyway, this post is called "how come", and that's what its supposed to be about. So, without anymore gibberish both irr-, and -reasonable, I present for you the LITTLURT "How come" list:
1. How come I never think of anything reasonable (worth writing about) when I'm logged onto my computer?
2. How come that however things starts out, it reaches a point, from which position, the only changes are a messier result.
3. How come that something as nice and cool as soft, pillowish, walls, are to be a negative thing? (love them sweaters too, they're so neatly soft against my skin...)
4. How come that whenever someone suggests something really stupid (that I KNOW wont work, or it'll just look silly), that's always the idea supported by the democracy.
5. How come my desk always look like there's been someone there, who's only mission is to make as much mess as possible, and the only one who've been there's me? (I'd like to blame some of my other personalities, but they're not available at the moment. And, as everyone knows, accusing people for doing stuffs without asking them if they have done it first, just isn't very nice)
Thats 5 how coms and if you're hoping there will be more, don't count on it... They were hard making up and a little too reasonable.
Anyway, this post is called "how come", and that's what its supposed to be about. So, without anymore gibberish both irr-, and -reasonable, I present for you the LITTLURT "How come" list:
1. How come I never think of anything reasonable (worth writing about) when I'm logged onto my computer?
2. How come that however things starts out, it reaches a point, from which position, the only changes are a messier result.
3. How come that something as nice and cool as soft, pillowish, walls, are to be a negative thing? (love them sweaters too, they're so neatly soft against my skin...)
4. How come that whenever someone suggests something really stupid (that I KNOW wont work, or it'll just look silly), that's always the idea supported by the democracy.
5. How come my desk always look like there's been someone there, who's only mission is to make as much mess as possible, and the only one who've been there's me? (I'd like to blame some of my other personalities, but they're not available at the moment. And, as everyone knows, accusing people for doing stuffs without asking them if they have done it first, just isn't very nice)
Thats 5 how coms and if you're hoping there will be more, don't count on it... They were hard making up and a little too reasonable.
posted by andreas at 9:20 PM
3 Comments:
How come..
If you tell someone that there are 10 billion starts in the universe they will blieve you but if you tell that a bench has wet paint on it they have to sit down just to make sure.
:)
hei du fortjene å dø...
skriv på norsk. kor e din nasjonalisktiske sans?!
Din sjarlatan!!!
med vennlig hillsen
Ikkje ivar
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